well, i'm a uni student...
so i have a few stories of being sick (all alcohol related)

firstly, theres ed. ed likes to keep up with the rest of our group, no matter what, so when a couple of us get irish carbombs, he gets one too, announce he's lactose intolerant, then downs the drink. a while later, he excuses himself and heads off to the loo. the rest of us think nothing of it until another guy and i go off to drain our bladders...

ed had painted the cubicle with vomit, he had covered everything except the toilet, which was the one thing he had missed! we felt sorry for whoever had to clean up after him...


next up is the xmas party. on arrival we were given a voucher for a free glass of wine. we left to meet a friend, and returned. we were given another voucher. in the end we left and returned about 20 times each, before proceeding to use all the vouchers on cheap red wine. the night continued with a free buffet, karaoke and dancing.

all was well until the next morning. shortly after waking, i found myself in the toilet. my vomit was flourescent yellow, and was pouring out my mouth and nose. worst. morning after. ever.


finally is the movie night with a friend. i had a bottle of vodka, but nothing to mix it with, save for vimto. after downing the bottle of vodka, things get a little hazy (i cant remember a thing)

apparently i went to stand up, collapsed flat on my face on the middle of the floor, and layed there unconscious for 5 mins, before getting up, and being dragged back to my flat, being left in the lobby, and somehow getting back to my room using the keycard system for every room and floor, before going to sleep. apparently i had left a trail of vomit between my mates house and my flat...
(baldpig pee'd in your pool on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:49, Reply)