Regurgitated Wotsits and Irn Bru Cocktail
Back in my youth I used to delight in the fact that if I ate certain snacks like Monster Munch, Quavers, Space Raiders, Wotsits etc, I could regurgitate them a good few times soon after eating them and then nom them again.

This would taste pretty good the first couple of times but then they would eventually start to taste a bit like sick. That would be the sign to ingest the pulpy boke-ball once and for all.

This one time though when I was about 13, a couple of my mates were round at mine playing Commodore 64 and we had munchies aplenty with lashings of Irn Bru. I then had a brilliant idea. I grabbed a bag of Wotsits and scoffed them in a oney, opened a bottle of Bru and said to my mates

'Look! Check this.'

I then brought back the Wotsits into my mouth, transferred the contents into the bottle and gave it a wee shake. It looked like some fucked up specimen of some sort floating around with bits breaking away from it. Picture an orange shite bobbing about in a pool of red tinted piss.

My mates looked on disgusted as I drank(and ate)the whole lot. Didn't taste too great as I recall.

Not sure if I should still be proud of this but I am.
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