Ringtone
So my friend Verv, who's come up in stories before, is an infamous alcoholic who will often induce vomiting in order to stay out later. Though usually it comes out involuntarily. He's been known to projectile vomit while walking without missing a step or even slowing down. Once I challenged a bunch of friends to a story-telling contest for the best Verv vomit story. I won with an epic tale of projectile-vomiting onto the pitch at a Korean football match, but that's more of a you-have-to-know-him story.

One night, Verv was out on the street purging his guts, when a friend of ours whipped out his video phone and recorded the scene. He then set it as his ring tone, so every time Verv (and only Verv) would call him, he'd hear the sounds of a chunderstorm brewing in his pocket, and he'd pull it out in time to see the video of Verv barfing again. Great way to receive a call.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 3:59, Reply)