Dog puke
My sister used to sleep in one of those bunk beds with a desk underneath (she had a very small room). As she isn't really a morning person, I once thought it would be a jolly jape to wake her up by taking the family Yorkshire terrier into her room and letting him dig her out of the fart sack.

This worked well until the dog, having successfully roused my formerly sleeping and now swearing sister, appeared at the edge of the bed wanting to be lifted down. As I took hold of him he spoke fluent Welsh. Right onto my face.

Hot dog sick looks and tastes a bit like Toast Toppers, but is probably more nutritious.
(rogerzilla, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 12:04, 1 reply)

I was a little confused
I read "hot dog sick" as "sausage-inna-bun sick".

PS. Clickies for "fluent Welsh". Does spoken Welsh sound like you are barfing?
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 19:15, closed)