Not the most pleasant of mixtures
After a hard days graft in the bike shop, I went home and had a chinese takeaway with the parents. At about 7, went to the local boozer and went on a spree of pints of Tennents lager, Jack Daniels + coke, and to top it all off, Jaegerbombs.

After about 12 of each, started to feel a bit queasy, so I went outside for some cool Millport air. Felt a bit better, and when that happens, it can only be bad. Had a bottle of Miller to start me off again. Thats when it all went wrong.

My stomach lurched, and again, and again. Unfortunately, the bottle of Miller was still at my lips, the contents of my stomach were ejected over the bottle, which caused it to fan out, all over the bar and dancefloor. Luckily, it was after 1:45, and was therefore chucking out time.

The worst part is, I was made to clean it up, and every I go in,I have the piss thoroughly taken out me.

Chinese + Copious volumes of alcohol /= a pleasant end to the evening
( RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 19:09, Reply)