yey
hell of a shot that was :D

Me and the wife went on a coach trip to Western Germany a few years back; a surprisingly great trip (the West Germans have got it so much better than us) and on the way back from Calais the weather picked up a bit.

I'm not too bad with travelling by boat, but the missus didn't have a hope in hell. She was turning green just watching the boat in Calais, let alone standing on the fucker. We hop onboard and set sail for Dover. About 10 minutes in, the missus struggles a bit and says "Where can I sit? Where's the easiest place to sit on the boat?" Me like a cunt says "At the front in the cafe love."

Only took 2 minutes, she spewed like a chunder-geyser.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 14:32, 1 reply)

On a school trip that necessated going across the Channel,
our geoggers teacher advised us to eat one of the mini pots of jam from the cafe if we felt sick. "It won't stop you being sick, but it will taste nicer on the way out."
( Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 17:52, closed)