The girl next door
...was a rather fit lass, who'd had 15 minutes of fame in a TV ad that you'd remember if I told you what it was, which I won't. Anyway at that time I was unemployed, and spent a lot of time at my computer -- which was by the window in my bedroom, at the back of the house, overlooking our garden. And hers.

It was summer, and she got into the habit of sunbathing in her garden. Topless, wearing the tinest of bikini bottoms.

Oh my.

I can honestly say those were some of the happiest days of my life.
( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 19:28, closed)

Was it
Shake n Vac? Go on, you can tell me, no one's listening.
( Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 22:00, closed)