Oh go on then, here's another
A long time ago, in the part of my life I refer to as "Before I was happy", myself and a friend decided to take our kids (one each, since you ask) out to the park for a run around. We'd been to the park at a weekend, so decided to go back to the same park. We packed up the kids, bikes, and her dog (I hate dogs, but there you go), and drove to the park.

When we arrived, we noted the car park looked fuller than we'd expected, and most of the cars were nice cars, not the usual family heaps that we were expecting. We thought nothing more of it, and off we went. We followed the kids down the usual path, while the dog relaxed as they do, by basically shitting on things (did I mention I hate dogs?).

Then we took an unusual turn, and so did events. We walked into a clearing we'd not seen before. Luckily I was in the lead. A largish gentleman wearing surprisingly little favoured me with a warm smile (at least that's what I think was under his handlebar moustache. I smile weakly, and continue, past some suspiciously rustling bushes. A few yards later, another chap looks me over, and winks suggestively. I just keep on going...

A moment later, my friend catches me up. She suggests we get out of there, pronto. I agree. We grab everything, and head back to the car park. I think I manage several smiles, three obscene gestures, and four wolf-whistles before I get back to the car. We chuck everything in, and peel out of the car park.

Later, back at my friend's place, we check out the Intertubes on the subject. If only we'd checked this before setting out. Or indeed this (NSFW), this (NSFW), or even this (NSFW). Or even just clocked the fact that there were lots of single men sitting in cars in the car park! I mean, there am I, with a dog, in this place. What was I thinking?

Length? About four feet of rubber trying to leave the car park. I didn't have a very fast car :( .
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Sat 13 Oct 2007, 16:40, Reply)