oldies
not me but my mothers story.
she was a warden in a block of OAP flats (in croyden).
the procedure every morning was to call every resident on the intercom. ie to make sure they were still alive.
so one morning no answer from mrs jones, so mother went upstairs to check all was well. she let herself in with a master key. shouted out the name, still no answer.
opened the bedroom door and there was mrs jones
on top of mr wilson, giving him a reet good seeing to. both stark naked.
now my mother was a very victorian lady in her attitude to all matters of a personal nature.
the word shock, just doesnt do justice to mothers reaction.
i laughed like a drain when she told me.

ps. both mrs jones and mr wilson esq, were in their eighties!
(brussellsprout Im a fucking genius. official., Sun 14 Oct 2007, 1:18, 2 replies)

Good for them I say!
Hope I can still give Mrs Lolwhites a reet good seeing to when I'm 80, assuming I live that long.

Still wouldn't have wanted to walk in on it tho!
(lolwhites, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 11:39, closed)

Practice now.
By humpin' an 80 year old and see what you think.
( sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 15:05, closed)