George Bush
Had just been elected President and I happend to be, at the time, dating a girl who was a prominent Republican Senator's Chief of Staff for the EPW (Environment and Public Works)...she was absolutely mad.

Anyway, one night we meet up for dinner at a romantic place just around the corner from the Senate Office Buildings and after a couple of pre-dinner cocktails and 2 bottles of wine, she suggested she show me her office.

So she is giving me the tour of the building and she takes me into the room where that particularly (EPW) Senate committe meets and she points to a chair and says "Thats Hilary's chair."

So, being a little drunk myself, I walked over and sat down on it and said 'Its not very comfortable.' It was then that this whack-job of a girl decided to sit, facing me on my lap...hitching up her dress to do so...

And she wasnt wearing any drawers (knickers).

So we are hammering away at it, me, say, now bare-assed in the Junior Senator from New Yorks leather committee seat...and I am looking around the room and I spotted some cameras. To be clear, there were 15, 12 of them security cameras...constantly running.

When we left the building and passed through the Security office area, the guard on duty had this sly grin on his face. He had watched the whole entire thing.

Cheers,
Sean
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 4:44, 1 reply)

Oh man,
that is too cool. And I say this as a yella dawg Democrat. I wonder if she sniffed her chair the next morning?
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 4:21, closed)