Festival fun
I was at Big Day Out '04 as a young 15 year old lass, and standing in the dreaded long toilet queue.
"How's it going?" asked a fellow next to me.
"Yeah good thanks," I said. "And yourself?"
"Pretty good, having fun so far?"
After a bit more small talk, I realised that one of his arms was by his side and holding his penis. Which was weeing on a fence as we were speaking.
"Aargh!" I screamed suddenly.
"Oh, come on," he said good naturedly. "Haven't you ever seen someone wee before?"
After gasping over the fact that I'd just seen a stranger's penis, I realised that there was quite a few men lined up and peeing against the wall. They waved!

I ran far, far, away. Then I realised there was a shorter line just nearby. Great success!
(TheChicken Five hundred thousand points from Gryffindor, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 5:49, Reply)