Naked Dog Wrestling
I was round at a new boyfriend's flat one evening. He was running late that day and said he'd go take a quick shower and be right with me. This left me sitting with his American Staffordshire Terrier, Arthur, whilst I waited for him.
A couple of minutes later, there was a knock at the door. Shouted to boyfriend in the shower, who said I could answer it. I opened the door a tiny weeny crack and Arthur, like a dog possessed, shot past me into the corridor, where the terrified rent collector and his dog, Colin, stood. Arthur full on laid into poor little Colin, biting him on the neck and causing nasty injuries. Blood and dog hair everywhere.
So I ran back into the flat to get boyfriend out of the shower pronto! Boyfriend leaps to the rescue, wearing nothing but a towel, trying to prize the dogs apart. By this time, a huge crowd of neighbours were gathering outside the flat to see what the hell was going on and yep, you guessed, it - off came the towel, leaving naked boyfriend dog wrestling on the carpet, dog and human genitalia everywhere you dared to look.
Finally, dogs parted, bright red boyfriend stands up to standing ovation.
"Can I have my towel back please?"
Length? About 5 minutes.
[Colin the dog made a full recovery]
(NJ, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:17, 1 reply)

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Best. Title. Evah.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 4:05, closed)