Workbased toilet wank
I was at work, sitting on the bog, enjoying a relaxing crap. I heard someone walk into the cubicle next to me. Now the cubicles are not strongly constructed so I could hear everything: belt unbuckling, zip undoing, that's it. Then very faintly a rhythmic rubbing of fabric. Someone's having a wank at work!

After a minute or two the rhythm speeds up, the sound gets louder, and there's a little raspy breathing. Then I hear something 'plop' into the toilet water. Zip, belt, flush, door opens.

I quickly finish up myself and leave the cubicle and there washing his hands is the IT Director. He says hi and walks out - I wash and follow and see him walk into a conference room where a meeting is in progress, chaired by our female, middle aged, haggard CIO.

So either the Direotor's fantasising about her, or his Powerpoint presentation got him very excited!
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 16:52, 6 replies)

Bloody hell
Surely he must have known you could hear???
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 17:07, closed)

Oh come on...
Everyone does it...
( String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 17:12, closed)

String Theory
At work? Ummm... Am I the only one who hasn't?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 17:13, closed)

I've recently moved to new offices
and I don't even like taking a dump in the toilets when someone else is right next to me, let alone having a fist kebab!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 17:14, closed)

Amateur
That's what the disabled is for.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 18:09, closed)

Not sure
if he knew (or cared) anyone else could hear. And certainly not the only guy to wank at work (someone once told me he loved to do it at work, usually after he'd had a crap so he could come on his poo - nice).
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 14:37, closed)