My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Pervertsa few weeks ago was out with a mutual acquaintance, and quite frankly coudnt be arsed to walk her to the train station so preceded to tell her that i was going home, later that night she rang me and told me she nearly got raped, i burst out laughing then asked what happened.
she told me there was a man watching her from the other platform, then she turned away. when she turned back she thought he had his dick out, so turned straighht back around. then when she turned back cuz the metro was coming, she seen that he was masturbating staring at her
100% true
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 18:34, Reply)
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