My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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The wank that got away...One day I heard a soft muffled sound from the room next to mine, my sisters. I wandered in to the crimson room thinking she was wanking.
HOWEVER the LITTLE BITCH was actually crying. Not wanting to have bought my camera along for nothing, I wanked all over her and recorded it. Oh happy days.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 0:21, Reply)
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