My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Hot jizz on a radiatorA friend of mine, The Python, used to direct all his naughty excretions at the radiator in his bedroom, purely to see how years of semen build up would react to the constant heat. Nice, eh?
Result - a strange marbled effect varnish on his radiator and a constant smell of corpses in his bedroom.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 9:27, Reply)
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