poorest quality bar fight ever?
One night during my spotty student days, two local scallys pitched up in the college bar and began to play pool, whilst also being obnoxious cunts to all present. After 10 minutes or so of this the college president invited them to leave. The reply was predictable, a pool cue was swung.
What I couldn't understand (apart from the sheer cuntishness of the pair) was why a 7 stone wet through 5ft scally would hit the captain of the 2nd XV rugby team (6 ft 3 and 17 stone), with the *thin* end of a cheap pool cue. Across the back of the shoulder.
There was a noise like a very thin cane splitting, a shocked pause, then they both ran for it, hotly pursued by most of the rugby team.
I mean, outnumbered, outgunned, and that's the best you can do, annoy them even more? At least try using the heavy end of the cue or something.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:09, 3 replies)

2 words:
MASSIVE DRUGS
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:44, closed)

hmmmm...that would explain why....
they left at 200mph in a Honda Accord with 4 supermodels in it, then?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:56, closed)

They were just upset
The van down the road didn't have ice cream.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:46, closed)