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Pooflake says: Tell us your stories of conflict. From the pettiest row that got out of hand, through full blown battles involving mass brawls and destruction to your real war / army stories.

(, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:55)
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I shall tell of the birth, tell how war appeared on earth.
Thunder and herbs, conjugated sacred verbs. Musicians with gongs fertilised an egg with song. She butted with her horn, split the egg and war was born. A miracle of hate, she banged her spoon against her plate.

Upon her spoon this motto, wonderfully designed: "violence completes the partial mind".
(, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:23, 3 replies)
and then she had a big poo and it was all stinky and that.

(, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:14, closed)
Henry Cow
and covered by The Fall on Middle Class Revolt.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 13:45, closed)
It is very hard to distinguish
a full mind from a need to take a shit.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 1:33, closed)

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