didnt even get the talk
i 'd been seing this girl for about 7-8 months and then suddenly she decided she didnt like me anymore, but instead of telling me this by giving me the "we need to talk, its not you its me etc..." talk she decided to avoid me for 3 weeks. it was quite obvious something was wrong and i decided to play along with the ignoring.
well after 3 weeks of ignoring me she decided that it was time for the talk.

her: "we need to tal..."
me: "dont bother i figured it out 2 weeks ago"
her: "erm..."
me: "i started seeing someone else last week."
her: "oh... erm.."
me: "bye"

its alright that way because instead of the knife through the heard feeling of being dumped i had a couple of weeks to work it out and get over it at the same time. i was also ready for it when she did try and humiliate me.
needles to say i had the last laugh

EDIT* oh and by the way she saw this as cheating
(suboftheday, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 13:50, Reply)