The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Weird Kid in WORKA few years back I was working as a sales monkey in TV airtime sales and as places like that do-they had the usual weird mix of failed media wannabes,graduate losers and barrow boy spivs in their employ.
One particular chap, however, REALLY stood out from the crowd.
* On his 1st day he came in wearing a shirt covered in paint-explaining he had been decorating his bedroom the night before
* Shortly after him joining the company went on a conference jolly to Malta where he launched into an impromtu display of Magic tricks in front of a stunned audience, the magic tricks all failed and he came across a bit like a posh, unfunny, confused Tommy Cooper
* After a month working there he started eating paper at his desk and then brought his mum and dad into show them round the office
* After 3 months paper eating weirdness and one instance of him sleeping in the office because 'he felt wanted there'-the company sacked him and not being too happy he decided to take drastic action, he went along to the company's Tv studios and told the startled security staff that he had a bomb strapped to himself and he was going to let it off. After being wrestled to the floor by armed police it was found that he had a string of sausages and 2 coke cans tied to his chest....
I dont think they let him home to get his pyjamas
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 10:21,
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