The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Like that mentalNot much of an anecdote, just a recounting of a horror. My kid has thsi crazy-haired best friend who is the weirdest creature this side of one of them David Attenborough programmes.
He's only six. Few weeks ago, he came round after my kid's constant bellyaching to have him round. So I pick up the kid and his best friend. Hie best friend's called Alec. His mum's quite posh and his dad's a banker, but Alec talks like he was born and raised by the king and queen of ASBO land.
Here's a few examples of the gems he comes out with.
Me: "Anyone want some squash?"
Devil child: "Haff ya go' ennyfink else?"
Me: "Squash or water."
Devil child: "I 'ate wa'er. Get me sumfink like a milkshake NOW!"
I asked my girlfriend if I could smash someone else's child's face off, but she tells me this is socially unnacceptable. Damn you, liberals. This kid's going to grow up to be a twunt.
First time I met him, at a birthday party, all the other kids were playing by the swings and Alec was on his own, in the corner, pacing up and down, mumbling to himself, looking like a cross between Ian Beale and that child prodigy mental who became a cross-dresser.
(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 11:35, Reply)
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