I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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More online escapades...Started talking to some dude randomly on my area on icq...then my best friend went to his college... then i finally methim (when they started going out)... and three years later im going out with him and you would never know that we first met on the internet w00t.
I have actively gone out and met someone from the net only once. with disastrous results. i thought one day why not, i will give it a go, me and my friend was talking to a guy who seemed okay, sent pictures and he looked pretty damn alright (okay it was just his head) said they were recent photos etc, used to talk to him for hours, then we said he could come down for a weekend and visit! the weekend of a hugeparty. He booked the tickets then he went all wierd. We soon found out about his obsession of being 8 stone and not eating or sleeping, also random sexual obsessions and very very very high insecurity levels. also his penchant of doing things with reckless abandon. he met a girl whle he was talking to us and they went for a walk or something, she abandoned him in the woods miles away from where he lived and he slept in the woods and then hitch hiked home the next morning... we were soon to find out possible reasons for his unlucky abandonment. I turn up to find, he is huge. Absolutely huge. like i had never seen anyone with such a big ass. also rampantly bisexual, and approached most people in my party asking for kisses, i had to stop him from almost being punched by the uberstraight guys i know. Very very very touchy feely. You have to understand i was only being polite when i snogged him...he didnt liek rejection... i did not want to be alone whatsoever in the presence of this person. me and my friend spent most of the weekend fending him off and i refused to go home alone in case he tried anything. He used to buy 6 packs of coke and down them all one after another. then eat a 24bag of crisps.that was his diet. no wonder he was fat. anyway, he was wierd. when he went home we blocked him. now he thinks we hate us...wierdo.
After the internet was a major factor in splitting up my family, you know giving it a chance i thought it would be a good idea. obviously not....
(, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 11:46, Reply)
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