A chemistry teacher called Mr. Jenkins.
A large Welsh man with strange eyebrows. Up until one incident, I thought he was fairly normal. The incident in question was a friend and I having the hilarious idea of putting superglue on his chair before one lesson. Having administered said adhesive, we got back in line with the rest of the class. He called us in, told us to sit down and then did so himself. If you've ever gotten superglue on your skin, you'll know it heats and stings a bit. He must have felt this sensation as it seeped through his trousers - he didn't say a word. But he did sit perfectly still all lesson. We were expecting some sort of hilarous trouser-removing episode, but no. Not a word. After the lesson my friend and I were utterly perplexed, and left. After lunch, I went back to see if there was any kerfuffle - no, there he was, still sat perfectly still in his chair, playing with a globe-shaped pencil sharpener. What a head case.
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