UVHS (cumbria) late 80's
will try to be short..
teaching staff basically 50% evangelical christians, kids about 1% the same, 99% anything but. being a goth/punk, pagan RPGer made myself and my mates the enemy. eee, it was fun :)

frau harrison. evil german teacher. drove her mad, "worst class EVER" left to teach at the insipid public school down the road.

Minto. if hitler escaped the bunker it was him. famed for shouting "You boy!" at a hall of 350 students and everyone freezing. even the girls.

Mr Carling. obligatory perv. was sure he was doing at least one of my class. we were 13. Yellow Beetle. says it all.

Mr Lister. Labour MP, kinda cool, backed the quest to get askate park for which he shall be forever welcome in heaven.

Mr Beaumont. Big, shouty, tired of it all. when we were called in for writing on our desk in green ink it turned out he was colour blind and couldnt see our writing but could see the name of the guy who dropped us in it. fluke as we were well on our way to double secret probation.

Mr. Lang. RE. Buddhist, loved tom leher and carried a coffin shaped eukalely (i can't spell ok). rocked. he's mean to be near me now but doesn't rmember me. :(

the burser. no name, just famous for doing nothing and letting his dog foul the rugby pitch. the rugby boys loved him. was nearly killed till the teacher (of rugby) reigned his soldiers in :)

Mr Dickonson. best Head teacher ever. on retirement was replaced by Dower. name and nature, who was sent in to sort the school out and failed hehe. sent anyone home with dyed hair till it grew out. those girls who had permanently dyed hair got a free holiday till someone pointed it out.

many more, including the sexy french teacher who by way of doubling my lines everytime i forgot my homework diary ended up in defeat as i hit 8 million lines.

Mr Btsn (want to avoid sueing). coniston, cumbria. he is destined for hell. evil evil fucker. won't go into it but his son edned up doing himself in. no one was suprised. we have a pact (6 members so far) that we shall dance on his grave when he finally dies. i cannot emphasize how hated he is.

special mentions to the UVHS art and eglish depts for being sound, helpful and generally as pissed off with the monkeys they were lumbered with as us. especially mr. pinches who put up a comic strip i did about anohter of the god-botherers and his hyperactive, ridiculous behaviour in the staff room. (i only found out after looking for it, panicing and making the whole "i bet somene put it up in the staffroom" joke. eep.)

i actually really like a lot of my teachers but about three made my life hell. they shall suffer (once i'm a millionaire and all powerful :)
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