Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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GCSE englishShit class, bitter (maybe alcoholic?) teacher whose attempts at giving up smoking were continually shot down. He had these fantastic stories which usually only vaguely related to the English:
- the old man who was bullied by rudes at a Pimlico bus stops
- the Pinteresque men in the pub talking about a man who had many children (their method of contraception: 'he should put a fucking bung in it!')
- when he had a job packing meat and his piles-afflicted supervisor described it as 'like having a red-'ot poker up me arse!'. Bizarrely, this was meant to relate to Of Mice And Men.
After the GCSE mock, we came in to his double lesson to find the blackboard plastered with abuse: 'complacent, stupid, pond life, moronic, idiots' concerning our crap performance.
He referred to his toddler as Baby Brat.
Best of all was when an irritating stupid little Middle Englander asked him how much money Shakespeare made from his plays:
'Sir, how much money did Shakespeare make from his plays?'
pause
'As a measure of how popular he was . . .'
'You materialistic little SHIT! Go and die! No, really!'
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