Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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In my first year of senior schoolWe had a female English teacher. I won't give her name or I may have lible suits headed my way.
She seemed ordinary enough, taught us english and drama. She was not a strict teacher, that is to say we used her lessons to piss around, and all seemed well. There were a few lesbian rumours flying round about her, but there was no proof to them.
Until...
One day she asked one of the 'naughty kids' to do a detention with her one break time for some minor crime or other. She left the room for some reason or other, and rather foolishly left her suitcase on her desk. This was practically an open invitation for naughty to have a quick look inside.
By all accounts, he found a large series of pictures featuring a woman fucking a dead moose .
Considering who this was coming from, I took his account with a pinch of salt, but it was corroborated wiht others. I began to believe in her dark, dark secret when she showed us the film 'walkabout', which for those of you who don't know it is essentially just an excuse for Jenny Agutter getting naked a lot. We were eleven at the time, and she seemed to be enjoying herself altogether too much.
She left later that year. I learned from that, and another more chilling story I have to tell you later, never to ignore the rumours flying around about a teacher.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2005, 13:15, Reply)
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