Shitty Valleys' boys' comprehensive.
Far too many to go into much detail some of the choice examples included:

The Geology teacher who used to hurl a fist sized lump of lead ore at the head of anyone talking in his class.

The Chemistry teacher who kept his porn stash in his walk in stationary cupboard.

The paedophile Head Teacher of the "lower school" (11 to 13 year olds) who would call out a pupil at random to "test their reading skills" by perching on the same stool as them leaning over their shoulder breathing heavily.

The Biology teacher who in explaining reproduction to class 4D (the retards) whipped his cock out onto the desk and said "There you go boys this is what it comes down to".

The other Biology teacher who would use the word "basically" an average of 20 times per 30 minute lesson.

The history teacher who put petrol into the school's one and ONLY diesel minibus because he "thought it was the other (ie non-existant) one".

The other history teacher who in the middle of teaching us about the Black Death started banging on about how everything that was wrong with the world was the fault of the "Bastard Commies", never did get round to explaining just how they managed to cause a plague 6 centuries before they came into existence though....

The slutty English teacher who used to wear a dress made from 2 beach towels and would then complain about the fact that the pupils in an all-boys' school "keep looking at me".
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:16, Reply)