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I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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This is a QotW answer petrol station
I worked for a whole year in a Texaco petrol station in the arsehole of Airdrie, Scotland.

The money was shite. The job was shite. But I managed to more or less steal my dinner and also any fags/skins I needed 6 days a week for a year (and anything else I needed the garage sold i.e. the odd jazz mag).

So managed to save up most of wages to go back to Uni.
Thanks Texaco :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:03, closed)

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