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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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This is a QotW answer I tend to be a pretty good employee.
Not that the company I work for appreciate me for it or anything.

So I have no qualms at all about taking a two day tactical skive next week, due to the fact the cnuts only give us three & a half weeks of freely chosen holiday a year (now all used up), but seven days paid sick, or 'bonus holiday' as we like to call it...
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 10:37, closed)

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