Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck dot com is --- E L I T E ---, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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My brotherDid actually get fired by a crappy garden centre but given his actions on receiving the news he thoroughly deserved it.
He was sacked near the end of a long shift one Sunday, cos they were laying people off but mainly cos his boss was a twat.
My brother took the following revenge:
*Mixed up the animal feeds (pretty tame)
* Set the till off so it tallied up the whole month rather than the day
*Put animal feed out in the field next door to encourage rats
*Mixed up price tags
*And mixed up the rodents that had been carefully separated into male and female tanks.
Arf!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:01, closed)
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