I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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BMW drivers.How to deal with tailgating BMW drivers.
Step one: compare the likely value of their vehicle.
Step two: calculate the level of inconvenience that would result in losing the use of your vehicle.
Step three: calculate the cost-benefit ratio between the loss of your vehicle and the write-off of a dickhead's expensive BMW.
Step four: Slam on the brakes and watch their BMW plough into your boot.
Step five: Allow the BMW driver to find out that in any rear end collision, the following driver is ALWAYS automatically in the wrong, as they should always leave enough space to cope with even the event of sudden braking.
Step six: Get your car replaced on his insurance, and enjoy knowing that his car is totalled and his insurance premiums have shot through the roof.
:D
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