I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Both 'witnessed' and 'committed'...Every time the local MiniChavs decide to play chicken with my car, I simply put my foot down.
I once clipped one with my wing mirror doing around 70mph.
Does this make me a bad person?
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yesyou should have run the f*cker over and spared your wing mirror
think of it less as 'killing a human' but more 'picking the shit out of the shallow end of the gene pool for the greater good'
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 9:57, )
Not at allIt will teach the little bastards not to do it again.
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Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 10:01,
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It only makes you a bad personif you didn't reverse back over him to finish the job.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 10:41, )
Nope.Although you obviously need to improve your aim. Maximum damage effectiveness would be achieved by hitting the little oik head-on.
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I have also clipped a nedette with my wing mirrorand to my shame, I shouted "YES!" and made appropriately triumphant gestures before realising that I shouldn't really have been so happy to have hit someone with my car.
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K2k6 didn't have to pay to have his car fixed, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 11:02,
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It's a Laguna Sport Toureror 'estate' in normal language. Don't really see what difference it makes though! :-)
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K2k6 didn't have to pay to have his car fixed, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 11:50,
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ifit's a nice car (and my definition of 'nice' usually runs counter to the norm) then striking chav pedestrians with it would be a crime as it might damage the bodywork.
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Cecil:It was an AstraVan.
Strangely, apart from being folded in upon impact, there wasn't any damage to the mirror.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:04, )
I thinkan Astra Van would be the ideal vehicle for this sort of behaviour. Especially an old rusty white one with paint scrapes of varying colour down the sides!
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K2k6 didn't have to pay to have his car fixed, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:19,
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I ran overa ned's foot once cos they thought they were cool standing in my way. 'Twas a nice sight in the rear view mirror watching him hopping up and down on one foot like a total dick!
This makes you a very good person.
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It's a citizens dutyto accelerate towards chavs who walk in front of your car. I scattered a whole group of em once :)
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baw__bag Eats, spunks and leaves, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 15:48,
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ExcellentNow get your Boudicea stylee whirling knife blades of death wheeltrims on order and we're in business.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 16:27, )
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