A cautionary tale
It is probably not wise to bring your hobbies into work. Especially if this hobby is to copy and distribute pornography of a specialist, and frankly illegal, nature.

Alas, in my days in the Ministry of Cow Counting (which made the national press over the lengths the staff went to alleviate workplace boredom), the chap from the print room did just that, working prodigious overtime hours to fulfil his need for the foullest scud imaginable.

His downfall was using the franking machine to mail out his handiwork. One package was returned to sender, the Old Bill was called, and our man ended up with an arse like a wizard's sleeve in one of Her Majesty's Prisons.

Stick to office cross-dressing. It's safer.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:18, 4 replies)

office bongo
My PC at work was as slow as Jordans kid, so I decided to clear out some of the old crap to see if that would help.
Hello...what's this...Gary P's Document folder. The guy who used to sit at my desk.

Oh.My.Shitting.Christ.
The man had a vast collection of utter filth sitting on my work PC

Delete Folder

(well, copy to disc then delete folder)
(Pickettywitchfinder General, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:34, closed)

Ah yes...
you would be referring to the naked filing cabinet olympics in the Newcastle office of the RPA, would you not..?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:57, closed)

I would indeed
...but I was there when they were still based in Reading.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 8:29, closed)

And did they do that in Reading as well?
Or was it purely a northern thing?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 10:50, closed)