Man you are not being creative enough.
If your workplace has plugs bring everything in your home that runs on batteries into work to charge them up. Don't hold back, get a UPS if necessary.

Make your home life more efficient, do all your shopping, banking and bill paying on the companies computer. Skip on the cleaning routine in the morning, why not brush your teeth and shave in the loos? after all your rechargeable shaver and toothbrush are now in your place of work.

Send mail using the companies facilities.

see how long you can get away with leaving five mins earlier each day.

ebay the stuff around you that you dont use.

Sign up for an OU course/ teach yourself how to computer program.

write a homoerotic novel using your co-workers as the cast.

watch DVD boxsets from your PC and take up smoking.

Sneak off to do bongs with the cleaners.

start up your own line of T-shirts at cafepress.com or create a online webcomic.

bring in a kettle and spend time making proper brewed tea and coffee. no more vending machine shite for you!

See if you can make your evening meal at work.

secluded warm place nearby? get a demijohn or two and start a home brewing enterprise.

Photocopy your arse

work on your CV / start your own job hunting website.

Get a copy of Dilbert: the joy of work

Become a troll on /talk
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Sign up for an OU course/ teach yourself how to computer program.
this, its your ticket out of there
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:58, closed)