Work ExperienceWe've got a work experience kid in for a couple of weeks and he'll do anything you tell him to... He's was in the server room most of yesterday monitoring the network activity lights - he almost missed his lunch till we took pity on him.
We are bastards.
How bad was your first experience of work?
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chthonic, Thu 10 May 2007, 9:45)
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tales of woe,and then you learnI worked as a graphic designer for a saturday job. Great. Got a work placement there, great doss, as i got paid too! Then second week along comes a new bloke.
"could you show (twatfacecunt) here how you use pagemaker on the mac?"
Sure i say.
After a week of telling/showing him what I do, they fired me from my saturday job, and the twatfacecunt was hired full time.
Fuckers out of business now. Cunt.
The above was when i was at school, now at college i was doing business and finance, so i thought i would get a placement in a bank. All well and good, but it was so fucking boring.
The next year, I had a word with a mate of mine, and arranged to get a placement for 'warehouse and inventory control and customer care' which translates to 'throw some cardboard boxes filled with adult incontence nappies into a van, be a drivers mate, driving round the area for the rest of the day. drinking tea and smoking. Result.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:36, Reply)
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