Failed ProjectsYou start off with the best of intentions, but through raging incompetence, ineptitude or the plain fact that you're working in IT, things go terribly wrong and there's hell to pay. Tell us about the epic failures that have brought big ideas to their knees. Or just blame someone else.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:19)
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When I was 17As a truly crap experiment, I wanted to see if cold water would have the same effect on dry pasta as boiling water did. So I got some spaghetti strands, broke them up and put them in a small food-bag (the sort you put your packed lunch into), added a quantity of cold water, tied the bag up and stuck it in a drawer.
It was a drawer that wan't used very much and so I promptly forgot about it. A few months later, I was looking for a pen and opened that drawer. It smelt a bit funny, so I closed it again.
Fast forward another few months and I got in from college one afternoon. My mum informed me that she'd tidied my room. Ok thought I. But then she added, "and could you kindly not keep bags of sick in your drawer"
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:11,
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Haha, worst project ever. You must have so bored to have come up with that.
Have a click.
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I hope you shot back at your dear ol' mum:"Well, at least you didn't find a dead prostitute wrapped up in clingfilm under the bed."
Click - cold pasta experiments??? FFS...
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SpankyHanky, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:26,
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lol so funny*click*
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Your mum must have thought she had entered the world of extreme bulimia.
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