The one I used to play in
We were always drunk, half the 'gigs' we went to we didn't play because one or another or all of us would be so shitfaced or stoned that we couldn't play.

We did only covers of shit random stuff that guaranteed we'd play at least one song every time that everyone hated (e.g., Dead flowers by the stones, followed by green onions, followed by something by level 42).

On a few occasions we just stopped halfway through, and all switched instruments for the fun of it. This would be OK, but none of us were any good with any other instrument, so it was even more cocophonous than usual.

We were only ever invited to play at parties etc as a bit of a joke (dude, you gotta hear this next band, they're fucking horrible!). Our pinnacle of fame was the day we played on the same lineup as the Osric tentacles. In fact we didn't play becuase I got stoned and fell asleep in a field, and the bass guitarist got caught siphoning petrol from someones camper van and broke his finger in the ensuing melee.

Ah, good times . . .
( Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:15, 2 replies)

you were in tea for the wicked and i claim my five pounds.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:22, closed)

They were
a veritable philharmonic compared to us.

We used to let hecklers have a go at playing sometimes. Most of the time they were better than we were.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:59, closed)