Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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See if you can guess my most prominent physical characteristic(s)Jugs
Melons
JulesJugs
JizzyJugs
Joobs (a word made from "Jules" and "Boobs")
The Two (if they were looking at my breasts)
The Three (if they took into account the fact that I also have a personality)
Jubblies
The Crown Jewels (geddit?!)
Baps
Flaps (for no other reason than it rhymes with "baps")
Hooters
Zookers (short for "bazookers")
Jumbos
You get the gist.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 16:45, Reply)
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