Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Not strictly a crappy nickname,But a few months back was my sister's 16th birthday party, which was held in the local village hall of the village we live in.
At one point the party was gatecrashed by a group of black kids from London, fairly odd for a small village party in rural Essex, but they were friends-of-friends and they seemed amiable so my parents let them stay.
Later on, my sister was mingling and introduced herself to one of the black kids.
"So what's your name then?" she asked.
"Bullets" he replied.
"No, what's your real name?"
"....Jacob."
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 18:11, Reply)
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