Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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effing kidskids are bastards
one little bitch at school called me vileda supermop (gets into all the nooks and crannies apparently) after my one and only attempt at getting a perm (i had wanted to look like Sandy in Grease but ended up looking like a cloned version of someone's Gran instead)
Most unimaginative nickname? Four Eyes because I wore glasses. Tsk.
Have been called Carrie now for years - quite like the Stephen King reference
Most recently at work picked up Macca (surname is Mackenzie). Quite like that.
I hate you bastards who had cool nicknames at school.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 21:40, Reply)
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