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Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.

Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.

(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Mrs Buttocks
First day of secondary school. PE. Teacher ( being all superior and all ) asks "what is the most important muscle in the body?" Me, somehow getting "biggest" and "important" confused in my head calls out "gleutamus maximus, sir!"

Childhood embarassement ensues, along with the nickname "Mrs Buttocks" ( my friends ) or "buttock lady" ( the teacher ) until 6th form.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 22:03, Reply)

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