Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Antipodean nicknamesI work as an Administrator at an Aussie Rugby League club, and although the players aren't exactly known for their wit, nicknames are a forte.
One of the halfbacks is known as "xmas stocking" because he is full of shit and overrated.
The best though, is their nickname for one of our female office staff "lobster". She is a larger girl, and one drunken night the entire forward pack explained to me "It's lobster, cos the meats in the arse and the heads full of shit". Charming.....
Luckily as the token English guy I just get "Pommie Bastard", which is quite tame and almost a badge of office. Could be much much worse.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 7:16, Reply)
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