Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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nicknames eh?At college there was a guy who was just obsessed with computers... morning, noon and night - all he'd talk about was LAN games, clan wars and his position in the UK counter-strike tournaments... So his nicknaming of 'johnny.com' has stuck ever since.
Also this goth guy at our local boozer... his nickname has evolved from 'freaky Dave', to 'scary dave', to 'comedy dave'... and now known as 'strangely dave'.
In our home town we've got of characters such as... '24 hour baz' - a drug dealer, 'mushroom martin' - tripper, 'mad mick' - nutter, 'mad dog' - biker, 'cosmo' - biker, 'balti stu' - curry maker.
Also know three Craig's... little craig, medium craig and big craig... even though medium craig is bigger than big craig, he gets offended if we call him otherwise. Little craig hates being called little craig. great fun if they're all together.
'Landrover stu' - drives a landrover
'big stu' - fatty
There's a guy who I call 'Lee the fish' just cos he prefers to be called 'fishy'...
'Bunsen burner' - a guy with red hair in school many years ago... or 'bunse'
'baldy Neil' - bald.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 8:18, Reply)
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