Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Angus McPoo-Pong McPlopWay back when, one of my collegemates bought this Ocean Pacific T shirt (remember them?) from a sports shop in town. He wears it once and decides he hates it so takes it back to the shop for a refund.
The shop wouldn't play ball, so in a fit of rage our hero heads to the changing rooms where he unceremoniously punches one out and leaves it there.
Half hour later, the guilt trip sets in especially when we start winding him up about cameras in the changing room and DNA tests. He decides to phone the shop to apologise.
"Sorry, but I've got a bowel complaint. I bent down and it kind of fell out the back!".
The nickname Angus McPoo-Pong McPlop was earned that day.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 8:55, Reply)
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