Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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started thinking nowalthough I did have a load of shit nick names I was not alone, in my school we had:
W.O.W. - Wank'em off Wendy, she did
Bensons - gave hand jobs for 10 cigs, I used to steal from the newsagent just for her!!
Fat Nat - very large girl who since has become anorexic.
bog breath bones - explains itself, but ironically he's now a dentist!
As a former recipient I have now become a nick name abuser, the army gives loads of opportunities, among those I have given out
one watt- not very bright
BOBFOC - Body of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch
Dobbie - creeping little bastard always wanted to please anyone
Gollum - raving nutter always talking to and arguing with himself
the fish - 8 second memory span
P.C. - to an officer who still thinks it means Platoon commander, it's Pointless cnut
and my favourite
Sweetcorn - always in the shit
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 10:16, Reply)
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