Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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I've had quite a few (and that's another reason for one of my nicknames)At school I had various nicknames including:
Tits Goodgrove (that's what you get for having a wonderbra)
Crudder (no idea)
Squeak
Midget
Midget Gem
Now i live in Spain and my Spanish friends call me "golfa" which quite literally translates as "slag". Nice.
Darren Watson in my school had the best nickname though. It was simple, straight to the point and truthful: "SCRUBBER".
I kissed him once and earned myself the title "Fucking Scrubber".
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 10:53, Reply)
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