Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Bus BoakMy dad's mate was christened Polecat Arse Johnson a few years ago after a disturbing incident as a helper on a school trip.
It seems he'd went along as an assistant with his son's class on some day out or other, and during the journey there, Johnson (Senior) let rip and utter f*cking blaster of a trouser gust at the back of the bottom deck of the bus.
Within the space of a mere minute the foul stench had engulfed both decks, and they even had to stop the bus when the kids upstairs were actually being sick out of the windows.
Back at work he was forever known as Polecat Arse Johnson form that day on!
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 11:09, Reply)
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