Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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4...1. Ian...A friend of mine named Ian has now had has name changed, unnoficially of course. It was christmas time and of course we all did that 'Secret Santa' crap. So there were presents for everybody, except for Ian, but there was one for some bloke called David, now we don't actually have a David in our year, so we assumed it was for Ian. From that day onwards he has been called David, Dweeeeeeevid or just Dweeeevvvviiiii...god knows why.
2. Francois...Francuooongi...fairly boring and self explanatory.
3. Andrew...once got bored in english and started looking up synomyms in a thesaurus for handsome. He is now known as 'Strappy'...go figure.
4. And then me...I don't really have a nickname, but as the token Jew of the school I am sometimes known as Jewboy or The Jew. Damn those antisemetic bastards
(, Thu 25 May 2006, 10:58, Reply)
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