Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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MarkMark never had a nickname. He desperately wanted one.
This was because his surname was Fluke. Mark Fluke.
He got mercilessly slagged by the evil creatures that are small children for having that surname.
His dad had died when he was very young and by consistent pestering he got his mum to agree to modify their surname.
She changed it to Fluck. No really.
Several years later his mum got remarried. This was Mark's big chance to get a decent non piss takey surname. Sadly she married a guy with the surname Mooney.
So Mark Fluck became Mark Mooney. I lost touch with him after school but by then he was a very aggressive guy. Can sort of see his point really...
(, Thu 25 May 2006, 11:40, Reply)
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