Tainted Love
Picture the scene:
Rough bar, in rough part of Liverpool.
Gangster landlord dealing in drugs and *weapons* from behind the bar.
Collection of very dodgy patrons with gold watches and huge cigars.
Lots of very pretty young well-kept ladies.

1 Manc accented me, 1 Karaoke Machine + 8 pints of dodgy lager.
Need I say more?
(alfwine buggerbridge, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 23:16, closed)